Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hobey-Ho!

Hobey-Ho to you, stranger. Welcome to my blog. Now to all of you who don't know what Hobey-Ho means, it's a bloodly greeting. I stole it from D.J. MacHales series, Pendragon. Also, if you're wondering, ''Why did he misspell bloody wrong? He's such a nub.'' I made up the word bloodly. It is a combination between bloody and lovely. In fact why am I explaining this to you at all? Oh yeah, because you don't care. I'd be surprised if anyone reads this at all since the chances of someone actually coming to this blog are pretty low. But until then, I'm going to keep posting and expecting. This was basically an introductory to my new blog. If you made it this far, good job because I'm sure as hell that I wouldn't have.
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5 comments:

  1. Your MotherAugust 23, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    There should be a comma between "you" and "stranger", and "is" should not be used with the plural form of a word, e.g. "chances", you retard.

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  2. StagetailAugust 23, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Thanks.

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  3. Your MotherAugust 23, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    I congratulate you on learning from me. One more step towards not being a source of utter shame to me and the rest of your family.

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  4. Your MotherAugust 23, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    The next step is adding a comma between "all" and "since", you worthless spawn of my flesh.

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  5. WaxxyAugust 23, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    You're a wolf in a fat slob suit. I guarantee you right now that you have a gram of fecal crust on your anus from being too lazy or too fat to properly wipe your asshole, take your pick. Yeah... that's right you sloven, salami sucking scum bag. I know your true colors. You're fucking pedophile and a backstabbing freak. You're probably staining a sock to some 12 year old naked Russian girl with an ass load of sperm right now while your mother is out putting all that unhealthy food on the table for you and your pothead buddies. And your mother... I'll tell you what, punk... You go tell that hairy-chinned hog that I've got a trough for her to stick her snout in and it's called my ass crack you MOTHERFUCKER! I'm gonna scrape a fucking turd on her teeth right down that throat you cock-sucking piece of SHIT! Your farts don't even smell like farts, do they? They just smell like SHIT!!! You fucking DISGUST me! I wish I could box her fucking ears in... knock some sense into that swine for giving birth to a filthy animal like you. Die, motherfucker, DIE!!! Until the day you DIE I will seek out and punish you. Suffer unto me you motherfucker!

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